Statuses about how a person grows up. Growing up - quotes and aphorisms

There is something that changes in a person every day. What he enjoys in childhood and fears in old age. This age is not only the totality of days lived, but also the experience, wisdom and knowledge gained. We offer statuses about age for social networks for every taste.

Statuses with meaning about age

“Remember, no matter how old you are, you are always younger than you will ever be.”
“You begin to see your own years in your peers who are growing up.”
“In middle age you understand more about the elderly and less about the young.”
"A man's age is how he feels. A woman's age is the assessment of others."
“The same actions are perceived differently at different ages. At 16 it may be a mistake, but at 30 it’s a conscious decision.”
"What difference does it make how old you are? If you still want to love, have fun and find new things in life -
“We always remain children at heart. Only over the years do we become covered with a layer of rules of conduct and principles.”

Statuses about a woman's age

The most sensitive to the number of years lived are, of course, women. They notice the smallest wrinkles near the eyes, they are upset by the rapid growth of their children, and the question makes them blush: “How old are you?” Let any status about a woman’s age, funny, with humor or sadness - whatever it may be - make you look at it from the other side and smile at every day you live.

“For a woman there can only be three ages: infancy, adolescence and “how beautiful you look!”
"Sad statistics: every 15 years a woman becomes 5 years older."
“Only women know how to constantly talk about their years and never mention their number.”
They look much younger when they say they are thirty."
"There are no old women. There are some younger than others."
"Don't trust women who don't hide their age. Who knows what else they're capable of?"
"At 20, a woman thinks that 30 is old. At 30, she realizes how stupid she was at 20 and how good it is that she is young now."
“If a woman is not yet married, this is not a reason to sympathize with her. This means that she understands perfectly well that it is stupid to wait for a prince, and it is too early to leave because you “have to”.”
"Do you want to know how old a woman is? Ask what music she liked to dance to at the disco."
"A woman in a good mood always looks younger."

Man's age: statuses

There is an opinion that men are less sentimental in matters related to age. Is it so? They will try to answer the question about age statuses for men.

“The more a man matures, the more women he finds attractive.”
"There is a period when a man realizes that it is time for him to get married. At the same moment, a woman understands that being single is a privilege."
“At 40, a man feels younger than ever.”
“A man’s growing up is indifference to where his wife goes. As long as she doesn’t drag her along with her.”
“Twenty-year-old men add to their age when meeting a girl. This can’t be said about thirty-year-olds.”
“A man’s sense of his youth depends on whether he has lived all this time with one woman or several.”

about age

Statuses about age are usually chosen by those who are familiar with worries about fading youth, who would give a lot for the opportunity to stop time and enjoy the current minute. That is why such statements are often full of nostalgia and sadness.

"The ability to wait for a miracle fades over the years."
“The meaning of cartoons from childhood is sometimes only realized in adulthood.”
"The beginning of aging is when many things become indifferent."
"It's sad to see how young people have stopped enjoying life. It's like they're over 70."
“The number in the passport that separates us from today is not an indicator of maturity. Intelligence does not come with age, but with the number of tragedies experienced.”
"Wrinkles are the most accurate indicator of the quality of life lived. For some, a smile freezes on the face, for others - fatigue and pain."
“To start changing something in life, you should think: would you like to return to this day in old age or not?”
“With age, the body becomes for the still living soul.”

Funny statuses about age

"I have no idea how old you are, but you look a lot older."
"What's the point of hiding the number of your years? There's still a risk that they'll give you more."
“Nothing makes you look older like the date of birth in your passport.”
"When was I born? In July. But I look much younger."
“If you count my years in money, then I’m still just a baby.”
“30 is when you know how, where and what it will cost.”
“People realize everything imperfect in youth in maturity.”
“If a person is smart now, this does not mean that he has always been that way. Perhaps he did all the stupid things earlier.”
“If at 18 you look 13, then you begin to delude yourself that at 30 you will look 25.”
“There is a popular belief that if you wait a long time for changes in life, you can wait for the postman with a pension.”

I don't see anything romantic about age as such. Either you are interesting at any age or you are not. There is nothing particularly interesting about being old - or about being young.

Katharine Hepburn

She was thirty-five, in other words, sometimes twenty-seven and sometimes thirty-seven.

Natalie Clifford Barney

You can become younger at any age.

The only thing a woman remembers firmly is the age of other women.

Unknown (Humor)

Inside ourselves, we are all the same age.

Gertrude Stein

We exchange years for destinies.

S.V.Shavarsky

In your youth you want to live more fun, in maturity - better, and in old age - longer.

I used to be afraid of being late. Now I can’t make it in time.

Yuri Mezenko

A man of Balzac's age.

Nikita Bogoslovsky

Age always leaves traces by which it can be detected.

Tamara Kleiman

The mistakes inherent in age go away with age.

Publilius Syrus

The older you are, the stronger the wind becomes - and it is always headwind.

Jack Nicholson

The woman is seven years younger than her friends claim, and five years older than the men give her.

Gina Lollobrigida

And so, unexpectedly - out of the blue, you become a middle-aged woman. You are anonymous. Nobody notices you. You gain amazing freedom - the freedom of an invisible person.

Doris Lessing

The older I get, the less I care about who sleeps with whom.

Dorothy Sayers

Yanina Ipohorskaya

Not only don’t say how old you are, but don’t even say how old you look!

Yanina Ipohorskaya

If a woman confesses her age to you, it means she has already left it.

Yanina Ipohorskaya

When I was young, I made it a rule not to drink a drop of alcohol before lunch. Now that I am no longer young, I adhere to the rule of not drinking a drop of alcohol before breakfast.

Winston Churchill

At my age, I can no longer afford to feel bad about myself.

Winston Churchill

My youth was over, and I discovered that middle age is not a matter of years lived.

Kathleen Norris

I think I've finally become an adult - and just in time.

Elizabeth Taylor

It's better to be a young dung beetle than an old bird of paradise.

Mark Twain

In old age, even watches that have been standing for a long time begin to rush.

Boris Krutier

How often, when a person’s second youth comes, he begins to fall into childhood.

Boris Krutier

Over the years, all days of the week become unfavorable.

Boris Krutier

A fool does not get smarter with age, but becomes an old fool.

Boris Krutier

Round dates remind a person that it’s time to call it a day.

Boris Krutier

Mild sclerosis is when you forget who you owe, deep sclerosis is when you don’t remember who owes you.

Boris Krutier

A person’s age is divided into three stages: “Childhood. Youth and... “You look great!” There is indeed a fourth stage - a very sad one - “You are holding up great!” I really want to stay longer in the third age.

Mikhail Zadornov

Age is the best cure for love.

Mikhail Genin

Growing up is damn hard. It is much easier to move from one childhood to another.

Francis Scott Fitzgerald

Every age has its own charms, but in youth there are also strangers.

Gennady Malkin

Age is more often a lawyer than a prosecutor.

Gennady Malkin

Age is all you can say about yourself with complete confidence.

Gennady Malkin

A woman's age is determined not by the number of Indian years, but by their duration.

V.Sumbatov

Gatherings. Polyselki.

Stepan Balakin

Youth condemns. Maturity reasons. Old age forgives.

Stepan Balakin

By honoring the patriarchs, you yourself can live to a respectable age.

Stepan Balakin

Not all children are cute, not all old people are disgusting.

Stepan Balakin

Oh, to be seventy years old again!

Georges Clemenceau

Everything I know I learned after thirty.

Georges Clemenceau

Old age is the time when you are ready to take on things that youth does not undertake because they require too much time.

Somerset Maugham

Each generation laughs at its fathers, laughs and laughs at its grandfathers and admires its great-grandfathers.

Somerset Maugham

Nothing improves with age.

Maureen Murphy

O age of autumn! He is dearer to me than youth and summer.

S.A. Yesenin

Age is all that remains of the years we have lived.

Arkady Davidovich

Every year it becomes more and more difficult for a woman to get used to the fact that she is thirty.

Konstantin Melikhan

You can't trust a woman who doesn't hide her age. Such a woman will not hesitate to say anything.

Oscar Wilde

Count your years in money and you will see how little it is.

Magdalena the Impostor

Young eyes see sharper, old eyes see deeper.

Elizabeth I

The woman never stops talking about her age and never mentions it.

Jules Renar

I noticed that the older I get, the more attentively they listen to me, although I say the same thing as before.

Peter Ustinov

I've always had a hard time getting along with children - even when I was a child myself.

Peter Ustinov

Age is a tyrant that commands.

Eugene Delacroix

Adolescence is a hill from which one quickly slides down.

Veselin Georgiev

Over the years we get smarter.

Terence Publius

At 50, you need to have a hat and two ties, white and black: you will often have to get married and bury.

Vasily Osipovich Klyuchevsky

There is an age that leaves no traces in memory.

Jean de La Bruyère

Forty is the age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

Victor Marie Hugo

Midlife is when your age begins to show in your midsection.

The process of human life consists of passing through different ages. But at the same time, all ages of man exist side by side...

So young and already so unknown!

L.D. Landau

We enter different ages of our lives, like newborns, without any experience behind us, no matter how old we are.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

They make friends when they are young and accumulate enemies when they are old.

A.V.Ivanov

In youth, new friends are quickly found; in old age, old ones are quickly lost.

A.V.Ivanov

It’s time for you to bloom, and for us to bloom. Like a forgotten loaf of bread.

A.V.Ivanov

In our youth we easily care for several other people’s organisms, in old age we find it difficult to care for one of our own.

A.V.Ivanov

Now the beard is gray... Where is the demon?

A.V.Ivanov

An old friend is always young!

A.V.Ivanov

Everyone lies about calendars.

Alexander Griboyedov

Age is an invention of boring people.
M

Romanushko's aria

Age assessment depends on the age of the assessor.

Ilya Shevelev

Over the years, the age difference disappears both physically and psychologically.

Ilya Shevelev

Nothing ages a woman more than her age.

Don Aminado

This is the age of autobiographical love.

Margaret de Blessington

Unfortunately, you can be a woman of indeterminate age until a certain age.

Semyon Altov

All women are young, but some are younger than others.

Marcel Achard

To find out my age, you'll have to saw me apart and count the layers.

Thirty is the best age for a forty-year-old woman.

Every woman has the age she deserves.

Coco Chanel

I'm losing my former lightness.

K-f Formula of Love

Years go by, I’m still over thirty...

Maya Chetvyortova

I look good, but not often.

Maya Chetvyortova

Sophie's daughter Arnoux was once asked how old her mother was. “Really, I don’t know,” she answered. “Mom takes a year off every year, so soon I’ll be older than her.”

Sophie Arnoux

Age is the rate at which years pass by.

Evgeniy Kashcheev

She looked much younger than the age she was given.

Evgeniy Kashcheev

He has grown in other people's eyes to the size of a thorn!

Evgeniy Kashcheev

Years! Started to grow… a bald head.

Evgeniy Kashcheev

Don't count the years. Seconds always count!

Evgeniy Kashcheev

Nightmare! At one hundred years old, he looked as if he had lived to be one hundred and forty.

Evgeniy Kashcheev

Gray hair in a beard is a prologue to irreversible age-related changes; a devil in a rib is the first and shortest of them.

Evgeniy Kashcheev

Some boys never grow up, considering teenagers their rivals.

Dmitry Nagiev

I'm getting older... I'm becoming more experienced... But I continue to make childhood mistakes!

Unknown Humor

The main thing, guys, is not to grow old as a member.

Unknown Humor

From the height of their years, the problems of the young seem so small.

Unknown Humor

The night brings peace to the old and hope to the young.

Bernard Shaw (Sarah Bernard)

When a woman turns thirty, the first thing she begins to forget is her age; and at forty he is completely erased from her memory.

Ninon de Lanclos

So how old are you, my child? - Oh, a lot, sir, a lot - eighteen!

K-f D'Artagnan and the Three Musketeers

The secret to eternal youth is to live virtuously, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

BALL Lucille

This morning you don’t remember what year it is? Look in the mirror.

Unknown (Humor)

Any trolleybus passenger over thirty is far from a tightrope walker in bed.

Unknown (Humor)

A man is as old as his woman looks.

Unknown (Humor)

Somehow I quietly reached an age when sex with someone half my age is no longer within my jurisdiction...

Unknown (Humor)

The older I get, the better I used to be.

Unknown (Humor)

Checking your age is very simple, go into the carriage and see where you are more drawn - to the top bunk or to the bottom.

Unknown (Humor)

He is already a very old man, and she is still a small woman.

Unknown (Humor)

Maturity differs from youth in that even when you are next to a woman, smart thoughts can come into your head.

Unknown (Humor)

She was at that age when they don’t believe it’s possible to love a woman over twenty-five.

Madeleine de Lafayette

Professionally, I have no age.

Kathleen Turner

Now that I'm over sixty, I've begun to move toward respectability.

Shelley Winters

When I was little, I also had a grandmother, but over all these years I couldn’t, but he did!..

K-f Welcome or No unauthorized entry

It’s not customary to talk about women’s age, but it’s a pity: we could learn so many funny stories and fairy tales.

Boris Trushkin

Nothing ages us more than a mirror image.

Valentin Domil

Years, like money, come from nowhere and go to nowhere.

Valentin Domil

Old age has a lot in common with youth. She too passes.

Valentin Domil

It's easiest to slip in your declining years.

Valentin Domil

With age, matters of the heart become cardiovascular.

Mikhail Baru

It's been seventeen years since I was seventeen.

Ravil Aleev

A midlife crisis is the first death and the second birth.

Ravil Aleev

Age is like a shadow: life is short at noon.

Ravil Aleev

Today you are forty, and the day before yesterday you were twenty.

Ravil Aleev

Whatever age is scary, you will be scary.

Ravil Aleev

Young men argue until they are hoarse about the truth, adults fight until they bleed for interest.

Ravil Aleev

The older a person is, the earlier winter comes for him.

Unknown (Humor)

When you are young, your bed creaks, and when you are old, your wife also creaks.

Unknown (Humor)

Midlife crisis: I live with one, sleep with another, and want a third.

Unknown (Humor)

What fell in old age was lost.

Unknown (Humor)

Menopause is when you no longer think about Tampax.

Unknown (Humor)

Midlife crisis: before it was “beer and girls”, now it’s “vodka and women”...

Unknown (Humor)

Despite all his efforts, he could not reach adulthood...

Vladimir Semenov

His age was below average...

Vladimir Semenov

At your age, your strength is still not the same! You should take care of your health, because you are already over a hundred!..

Filatov Leonid Alekseevich

Eka importance - more than a hundred! If only the blood was thick! They say that all ages are submissive to love!

Filatov Leonid Alekseevich

Old and young, we all went on our last cruise.

Robert Louis Stevenson

The next generation must always move forward.

Luule Viilma

The years take their toll. But only in the flesh, not in the spirit.

Toyshibekov Baurzhan

The age when “being determines consciousness” ends along with the period of mental maturity, and then just the opposite begins to operate.

Denisenko Oleg

A person has no age, he has a state of mind.

Valentina Bednova

The older a person is, the more mistakes he has made from which he learned, and the smarter he is.

Valentina Bednova

Everything that now seems serious and sad will seem funny later.

Vavilin Andrey Valerievich

Every year a person begins to hear more and more clearly the voice of eternity calling him to itself.

Vavilin Andrey Valerievich

It is most difficult to determine the age of women of uncertain age.

Youth is in a hurry because it is in a hurry to accumulate life experience. Maturity takes its time so as not to lose what it has already accumulated.

Olga Muravyova

Youth strives to learn and consolidate its knowledge - to draw a conclusion, give an assessment, express its opinion. Maturity understands that it is impossible to know completely, and therefore does not rush to conclusions, does not give harsh assessments and does not particularly speak out.

Olga Muravyova

With age, there is no less color and joy on the outside - there is more on the inside.

Olga Muravyova

If your eyesight has improved over the years, do not throw away the rose-colored glasses of your youth in anger - after all, you are no longer playing with your teddy bear either.

Olga Muravyova

We grow out of our yesterday's worldview, like out of clothes. And if we didn’t stop growing, maybe then we wouldn’t grow old?

Olga Muravyova

As you age, it becomes increasingly difficult to distinguish other people's thoughts from your own.

Olga Muravyova

With age, the number of mistakes you make may not decrease, but at least their quality should increase.

Olga Muravyova

Old age is no worse than youth: every age has its own discoveries.

Olga Muravyova

At twenty years old it seems that thirty is a lot, and forty is almost the end of life. At thirty you understand that twenty is childhood. At forty, everything is just beginning.

Olga Muravyova

Age can never be a hindrance, neither being old nor young.

Valery Afonchenko

The best age is the one we live in.

Valery Afonchenko

At eighteen I thought that until fifty was an eternity, and at fifty that eighteen was an ancient, fossilized story.

Valery Afonchenko

Coming of age is a celebration of age, upon reaching which not everyone and not everyone who has learned to count is already counted. Retirement is also a celebration of age, but upon reaching it, not everyone and not everyone who has forgotten how to count continues to count. The age between adulthood and retirement is when everyone thinks they can count, but not everyone takes it into account.

Valery Afonchenko

That's why he fell in love with her, and why he stopped loving her - because of her age.

Valery Afonchenko

Age, male, even female.

Valery Afonchenko

In a gray head and stupidity with a beard.

Mikhail Mamchich

If only the years would fly by, my thoughts would fly away with them.

Mikhail Mamchich

Those who have matured beyond their years sometimes become stupid before their time.

Mikhail Mamchich

All ages are submissive to love, only the mature are submissive to pride.

Yulia Leontyeva

Excessive self-confidence in youth is naivety, in maturity it is a sin, and in old age it is stupidity...

Unknown (Miscellaneous)

I don't like it when people talk about age differences. There is no age difference.

Arthur Tracy

The number of years lived, in the end, always turns into a new quality.

Unknown (Miscellaneous)

Sometimes there comes a period in a woman’s (girl’s) life when she doesn’t know to whom, and doesn’t know what to present herself with!

O. G. Tepegina (Miscellaneous)

Not knowing is knowing what you don't know.

Tulebaev Dauyrzhan Zhumazhanovich (Miscellaneous)

And I'm light years younger...

Unknown (Miscellaneous)

With age, they think less and less about what is in front and more and more about what is ahead...

Unknown (Miscellaneous)

You have power if others think you have power!(mariya)

Unknown (Miscellaneous)

Which is more correct? Do we pay for sex with relationships or do we pay with sex for relationships?

Unknown (Miscellaneous)

Maturity is about taking on rights and accepting responsibilities. Children feel like the world revolves around them. Adolescence begins when people begin to do their own things. Full maturity comes at the moment when people begin to do things for others.

William Helemenderis

You will inevitably come to the conclusion that you should not forget about your age.

Helen Hayes

New horizons, new ideas, new activities, new points of view - this is what life after sixty-five is made of.

Helen Hayes

I believe that one of the roads open to older people is teaching, using what we have acquired over a long life to expand the experience of young people.

Helen Hayes

Youth is a gift of nature, and maturity is a work of art.

Gerson Kanin

From Balzac age it smoothly passed into Balsamic age.

Unknown (Humor)

I'm no longer at the age to be smarter than everyone else.

Unknown (Humor)

With age, the brain, becoming more flexible, less and less allows us to have a good time.

Unknown (Humor)

If the environment is too noisy, then you are too old.

Unknown (Humor)

Adolescence is such a terrible time when all your childhood rights are taken away from you, but all your childhood responsibilities are left, they are given a bunch of adult responsibilities, but they are not given adult rights!

Unknown (Humor)

The best age for children is when you no longer lead them by the hand, and they have not yet led you by the nose.

Unknown (Humor)

Adolescence is a transition from naive sincerity to the harsh truth.

Unknown (Humor)

Not everyone manages to survive their youth. Some people don’t have enough time to live as old people, while others don’t have time to live young until they grow old.

Unknown (Humor)

Over the years, the errand boy has grown into a macho fuck guy...

Unknown (Humor)

I'm going through a difficult transition right now. I'm moving from size 48 to size 54.

Unknown (Humor)

To receive a decent pension in old age, you need to vote correctly when you are young.

Unknown (Humor)

Adults differ from children only in the size of the toys and the scale of the games.

Unknown (Humor)

The older you are, the more young girls there are.

Unknown (Humor)

At my age, you can only stand on the panel with a broom.

Unknown (Humor)

It's better to be young and green than old and blue

Unknown (Humor)

With age, the attitude towards life, like the attitude towards sweets, changes its emotional coloring.

Unknown (Humor)

The years took their toll, and when there was nothing left to take, they were used up.

Unknown (Humor)

Age is when going to the shower is no longer accompanied by a storm of positive emotions.

Unknown (Humor)

I'm too old for this fuss!

Unknown (Humor)

Don't boast about your youth and you won't be reproached for your old age.

Unknown (Humor)

I'm already at that age when an old enemy is nicer than a new friend.

Unknown (Humor)

Middle age is when you don’t care where your wife goes, as long as you don’t drag along with her.

Unknown (Humor)

With age, my waist began to be measured not in centimeters, but in CENTAMETERS...

Unknown (Humor)

If youth knew, it could do it in old age.

Unknown (Humor)

The real age of a person is determined not by what he has lived, but by what he has experienced.

Unknown (Humor)

A midlife crisis occurs when your favorite songs start playing on Retro radio.

Unknown (Humor)

A year is another slice cut off from a loaf of life.

Unknown (Humor)

The beauty of 18-year-old girls is that no matter how old you are, they are always 18!

Unknown (Humor)

Only in adulthood does the philosopher's mind mature to mourn what the rest of humanity laughs at without a care in the world.

Unknown (Humor)

After forty-five, the belly takes up all the space allocated to it by the belt in the pants...

Unknown (Humor)

When you are young, the most ingenious inventions seem to be the TV remote control and the cell phone; a little later - diapers. Not everyone lives to realize the genius of Viagra.

Unknown (Humor)

Forty years is the old age of youth and the youth of old age.

Unknown (Humor)

We are still the same... Only the mirror is distorted.

Unknown (Humor)

Childhood optimism gives way to youthful pessimism, adult alcoholism and senile insanity

Unknown (Humor)

It is always possible to be the most mature only in childhood.

Unknown (Humor)

From the desired age to the unwanted - one step

Unknown (Humor)

I'm too old not to do something stupid...

Unknown (Humor)

With age, ambitions become less, and the belly and bald spots become larger.

Unknown (Humor)

I began to respect myself... for my age!

Unknown (Humor)

When time disappears to no one knows where, it turns out that we live less than our age.

Unknown (Humor)

The older you get, the more young girls there are.

Unknown (Humor)

I recently realized that there is one undeniable advantage to growing up. As time flies faster, salaries are paid more and more often every year...

Unknown (Humor)

Why do they say that nothing improves with age? I don’t agree with this: for men, for example, everything becomes softer with age: heart, character, etc.

Unknown (Humor)

At the age of 40, you feel especially acutely that childhood is already over.

Unknown (Humor)

Midlife crisis - realizing how cruelly you were deceived in childhood.

Unknown (Humor)

With age, hardware turns into software.

Unknown (Humor)

Our inner person does not depend on the number of years.

Look at your current years with gratitude. After all, you are younger now than you will be in ten years.

A woman would stop decreasing her age if she realized that wisdom, elegance, and grooming are much more attractive than inexperienced youth.

There comes an age when all young people seem beautiful.

Best status:
There is no age in love, there is only taste, smell, sensation. All this is recorded in memory, just like on a hard drive.

A wise, sophisticated woman with taste, by definition, cannot be old. Against such a background, youth is a loser.

There are words that you can understand only at an advanced age. These are the parting words your parents gave you in childhood and adolescence.

Both women and men tend to hide their age. The first subtract years to prolong the charm of youth. The latter add years to themselves in order to bring the influence of maturity closer.

With age, everything that happened in childhood acquires special value in your eyes.

A woman is obliged to do charming stupid things at any age.

Learn to think positively. Your years are not lost youth, not acquired diseases, and not misfires in sex. Your years mean loving life even more, it’s enjoying your loved ones, it’s an opportunity to share experiences, it’s your contribution to the life of all humanity.

Every age has its own nasty things.

Nothing ages a woman more than her age.

Everyone feels like they've reached their forties too early.

We sit at the table and have dinner. Suddenly dad starts a conversation: “Tanya, you’re starting to be a teenager.” You get offended by all sorts of little things... - You know, dad, I’m tempted to say that you’re starting to get senile grumpiness, but I won’t say anything, although I’ve already said it anyway. “One-one,” mom summed up the count.

Unfortunately, you can be a woman of indeterminate age until a certain age.

A man is only as young as a woman feels.

It’s not my age that horrifies me, but the age of my peers.

Middle age is when you still believe that tomorrow you will feel better.

The woman never stops talking about her age and never mentions it.

The only thing a woman remembers firmly is the age of other women.

It would be very easy to get used to your age if it didn’t change so often.

Male age: 1. He grabbed his chest and... ate 2. He grabbed his chest and... came 3. He grabbed his chest and... got excited 4. He grabbed his chest and... fell asleep.

Over thirty is a cool age. Still young and beautiful, but no longer a fool!

Men do not hide their age, so there are many long-livers among them.

adolescence is when you stand at a kiosk and don’t know whether to buy you beer or ice cream

I like my age, when everything is still possible...

This is nonsense, as if a woman is as old as she looks. The woman is as old as she says.

Thirty is the best age for a forty-year-old woman.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were?

minute weaknesses are reduced to seconds with age.

Adolescence is when in the heat you don’t understand what you want: ice cream or beer..

Seeing miracles is an ability that dies with age...

say you can’t find virgins)) I’m 17, I’m a virgin.. now let’s find a virgin at this age!!!

Love has no age, no nation, no religion...! It's a pity that some people don't understand this...

Mom says that love at 14 is too early... But what's the difference? Love at every age love. After all, everyone on the planet loves once.. Let their mother.. Even at 5 years old.. This is love (c)

Forty is the age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

You can't trust a woman who doesn't hide her age. Such a woman will not hesitate to say anything.

He who constantly hides his age finally begins to think that he is as young as he wants to seem.

The transitional age is when there is a holiday, the family is at the table, and you sit sad and begin to understand that you no longer want Coca-Cola, but they haven’t poured vodka yet.

Transition is when in the heat you don’t understand what you want. Ice cream or beer

I go into the city toilet, a woman of Balzac’s age is sitting at the cash register, I give her money, and she with such a serious face says “the purpose of your visit.”

We enter different ages of our lives, like newborns, without any experience behind us, no matter how old we are.

When your friends start wondering how young you look, it's a sure sign that you've aged.

I brought a man twice my size to tears. This hasn't happened to me since I was four years old, when I washed my dad's car with a wire brush...

I have already outgrown the age when the word “love” is said to just anyone... and now, when I say this to the only one, you, you just think that I am mocking...

You begin to understand old age after forty, and then you stop understanding youth.

Four human ages: infancy, childhood, adolescence, aging.

Life is divided into three parts: when you believe in Santa Claus, when you don’t believe in Santa Claus, and when you are already Santa Claus yourself.

Every woman has the age she deserves.

And all the boys aged 13 to 15, after listening to Guf, began to make a nickname in the ace Guf? 🙂

A woman ages a year every three years.

Middle age is when you can still do everything you did before, but you prefer not to do it.

If a woman confesses her age to you, it means she has already left it.

The secret to eternal youth is to live virtuously, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Well, the age has come when it’s still too early to be with men, but it’s incredibly boring to be with people the same age.

It’s sad, but in ten to fifteen years even the most beautiful women will become five years older.

If a man and a woman are the same age, the woman always looks a little older because she is ten years older.

A terrible thing “AGE” Sometimes because of it you can’t be with your loved one...((

Age is a nasty thing, and it gets worse every year.

Often wisdom comes at the same age as insanity.

“Childhood is not at all a period from birth to a certain age, It’s just that one day, a child grows up and forgets childhood fun. Childhood is a kingdom where no one dies. ”

Three ages of a person: youth, middle age and “You look wonderful today!”

Please grow up from the age when you have to get fucked in order to be friends with someone. (With)

Middle age is when breaking into open doors is already a break-in.

You should never trust a woman who tells you her age. A woman capable of this is capable of anything.

I don't know how old she is, but she looks older.

The transitional age is when there is a holiday, the family is at the table, and you sit sad and begin to understand that you no longer want Coca-Cola, but they haven’t poured vodka yet

Don't hide your age, otherwise they'll give you more.

With age, any excuses were replaced by one single one - I don’t care.

To find out my age, you'll have to saw me apart and count the layers.

If you love someone, then age, distance, weight and height are just numbers...

Childhood is not a period from birth to a certain age. Just one day, a child grows up and forgets childhood memories. Childhood is a kingdom where no one dies. (Edna St. Vincent Millay) >”Twilight. Saga. Dawn"

A man is as old as he feels, a woman is as old as she looks.

Not only don’t say how old you are, but don’t even say how old you look!

We are unlucky with children - they always grow up to be adults.
Christopher Morley

He who has never been a child will never be an adult.
Charles Chaplin

At the age of six I wanted to be Columbus, at seven - Napoleon, and then my aspirations constantly grew.
Salvador Dali

Acceleration is when people are getting higher and the ceiling is getting lower.
Anton Ligov

Acceleration: girls look like girls, girls look like women, and women look like men.
Arkady Davidovich

Acceleration: girls become women before they even become girls.
Arkady Davidovich

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy.
Joseph Heller

Allowing a child everything means treating him like an adult; and this is the surest way to ensure that he never becomes an adult.
Thomas Szasz

Growing up is damn hard. It is much easier to move from one childhood to another.
Francis Scott Fitzgerald

Growing up: when a boy already notices that the girl he notices notices it.

As we grow up, we most often become the very men our mother told us to stay away from.
Brendan Francis

As a child, I did what my father wanted. Now I do what my son wants. When will I do what I want?
Sam Levenson

A child becomes an adult when he realizes that from now on he is allowed not only to be right, but also to be wrong.
Thomas Szasz

You can be an adult without imitating the stupid skills of adults.
Gustav Janouch

A young man becomes an adult when he finally realizes that adults do not exist.
Gilbert Sesbron

I'm growing. I judge this by the fact that I stopped understanding anything.
"Pshekruj"

A boy becomes a man when he stops begging his father for pocket money and starts borrowing money from him.
American wisdom

Here's the best advice you can give to young people: "Find something you love to do, and then find someone who will pay you for it."
Katherine Whitehorn

Every young man has a hobby, and the best of them is the passion for the art of making money.
Jack Hurley, American boxing manager

Marriage is our last and best chance to grow up.
Joseph Barth

Growing up: the period of time between childhood and adultery.
Unknown American

Only when you reach a reasonable age do you begin to behave recklessly.
"Pshekruj"

Children today grow faster and remain children longer.

A young man always faces the same problem: how to be a rebel and a conformist at the same time? He solves it by rebelling against his parents and copying his peers.
Quentin Crisp

A person becomes an adult on the day when he laughs sincerely for the first time - at himself.
Ethel Barrymore

People, for the most part, do not grow up, but only gain weight.
Leo Rosten

Adults are aged children.
Theodor Sus Geisel

We grow until we are twenty-three, but the last ten minutes are very slow.
Yanina Ipohorskaya

John Lennon couldn't stand children: he was too childish to tolerate rivals around him.
Albert Goldman

My wife doesn't want to grow up. I take a bath, and she sinks my boats.
Woody Allen

Would the boy you were be proud of a man like you?
Lawrence Peter

The older a person is, the more expensive his toys are.
Marvin Davis

He who becomes a man at sixteen will be a child at sixty.
Thomas Fuller

Men mature at the age of sixty, women at about fifteen.
James Stevens

You can return to childhood only by falling back into it.
Emil Krotky

Being an adult means being lonely.
Jean Rostand

Growing up is when a child begins to raise his mother.

Growing up is when children begin to ask questions that parents can answer.

When a child notices that all adults are imperfect, he begins to grow up: when he is already able to forgive them, he becomes an adult; and when he is able to forgive himself, he becomes wise.
Alden Nowlan

To live means to change, to change means to grow up, and to grow up means to constantly create yourself.
Henri Bergson

In fact, over the years we do not grow up, but only learn to look like adults.
American saying

Men mature at the age of sixty, women at about fifteen.
James Stevens

As we grow up, we become more serious, and this, let me say, is the first step towards becoming stupid.
Joseph Addison

Most people do not grow up, but only gain weight.
Leo Rosten

Growing up is a terribly difficult thing. It is much easier to jump from one childhood to another.
Francis Scott Fitzgerald

For many, immaturity is not a flaw, but an ideal.
Mason Cooley

Today's youth are growing up so quickly that they are deliberately prolonging the stage of infantilism.
Alexander Kumor

Many girls never grew up and see Santa Claus in every man.

Age is too high a price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
Wayne Dyer

The speed of sound is a rather strange thing. Your parents tell you something when you’re twenty, but it only comes to fruition when you’re forty.

Sometimes you look at someone else’s child and sincerely regret that it’s not yours - you would have spanked him!

In kindergarten, a girl tells a boy: “You’re jealous of me in vain!” The man you saw me with yesterday is my dad.

Oh this mom! He’ll always put the toys on the shelves - and then I’ll go and scatter them in their places...

Every person has a photograph where he is small in tights next to the Christmas tree. Moreover, regardless of gender...

As a child, they didn’t buy me anything for nothing: if you want a bicycle, finish the school year without a C grade; if you want a skateboard, dig up the garden; if you want a new phone, help repair the car; if you want a new game disc, help your grandmother make repairs. That's why I had nothing.

I want to get married to spite my ex. Masha 5 years old

The first parental problem is to explain how to behave in a decent society. The second is to find a decent society.

They took their son to the garden - Mom is happy, dad is happy: no one is stopping them from doing this, doing that! You can sleep until ten, don’t go for a walk, forget the knife in a visible place. Drink two hundred grams of coffee, you can watch something other than “Masha and the Bear”! Go to the market for cheese. And clean the entire apartment! An hour passed and two and three, something heavy inside. Without a son, the house is empty, without a son, the house is sad. Come on, dad, quickly go to the garden, bring the child back! And again the whole house is shaking... Tomorrow we will go again!?

With the arrival of a small child at home, the cleaning process begins to resemble a game of Tetris, in which the difficulty level increases every month!

- Mom, give me some toffee!? Indignant mother: - The butt will stick together!!! - Mom... I'll put it in my mouth...

Childhood is when “sleeping” is a duty, not a luxury.

Girls, don’t believe the phrase “STAY” while on maternity leave!!! In it they wash, wash, clean, cook, feed, play, draw, sing, read, sculpt, teach, put to sleep, catch up, hide, crawl on all fours, rock, calm - but just DO NOT SITT!

Don't be mad if your baby wakes you up screaming at 3 am! You'll soon be glad he's home at all!

Children who are loved become adults who know how to love!

Children! Carefully weigh and consider the words you say out loud. So, the phrase: “Dad, you are good!” the maximum cost for a Chinese toy gun is about twenty rubles. But the phrase “Dad, I want to be as smart as you!” - this is already a serious application for a bicycle...

It seems that those who write school textbooks do not do homework with their children.

Everyone says parkour, parkour... in our time it was called “let’s go and climb around a construction site”

Chocolate "Alenka" - my first cosmetics

And before bedtime, your children also become the most unhappy, never drinking tea, never eating bread, never watching cartoons and coming to say good night a hundred times?!

And the night lasts longer than a century when your daughter is at the disco.

Thank you, mommy and daddy, for making me look so beautiful

An unbreakable toy is a toy that a child can use to break all his other toys.

I'm sitting upset. A little daughter comes up and shoves some candy. I tell her: “I have adult problems and this will not solve them. "She leaves... After 5 minutes she returns... with a bottle of whiskey and asks: “AND SO??????????????”

Don't raise children, they will still be like you. Educate yourself. (Proverb)

Childhood is when the phrase “I won’t give” has only one meaning.

Pretending that you are helping a child in the sandbox, you can play with a scoop, bucket and molds without fawning.

Be kind to your children. Remember, they are the ones who will choose the nursing home for you.

To go through life with his head held high, a modern young man needs a strong parental neck.

Before you scold your child, remember yourself at his age, pat him on the head, kiss him and go drink your valerian...

Take me back to the past, there was such a wonderful future...