(Senior group)

Boys enter the hall and stand in a semicircle.

Boys:

Spring has come to our house again! We are all waiting for the holiday again!

How we will sing, how we will dance! But, just where are our girls?

They bring beauty! They said they'll be here soon!

While we perform without them, we read poems for women!

We congratulate our beloved mothers

Happy spring bright women's day!

We wish you many happy days and make a promise:

– Don’t upset you very often

- And help you to the best of my ability.

- And there’s no point in contradicting you.

- And go to bed on time.

We know how tired you are! –

From morning to evening - business.

You have no equal in any work,

And there is no warmth at home without you!

May you all smile today

Your children did a great job.

Please accept our congratulations,

Watch the children's performance!

Why can't you see the girls? How long can you wait for them here?

Oh, friends, we forgot that this holiday is for them too!

That's not how we invited them! The girls are waiting for the words of others!

The best, the cutest, the kindest and the most beautiful

We invite girls! We welcome them solemnly!

The girls enter to the music.

Let's start having fun! Let there be smiles on faces!

May our spring holiday lift the spirits of everyone here!

We need to seriously take part in the holiday!

Both at the beginning and at the end I wish you happiness!

Today in our hall you are not allowed to be bored

We want your mood to have only a five rating.

And streams and birds in the sky

They are in a hurry to congratulate you on spring.

The drops are ringing and this dance

We will fulfill mothers for you!

Dance (choreographer).

Presenter. Drops are ringing outside the window,

Spring has finally arrived!

Many joyful moments

She cooked it!

And it’s not for nothing that we are in this room,

Everyone has gathered today.

Let's start the show

Called "Mini Miss".

All the girls walk around the hall in a circle of honor and stand scattered.

1 girl. I got up so early today

I was so worried this morning

She sewed me a new dress

My beloved mother!

2 girl. And we are at the hairdresser with grandma

We stayed all evening yesterday,

So as not to spoil my curls,

I couldn't sleep all night.

3 girl. And my mother and I learned the words,

So that I could read them without hesitation.

4 girl. And we repeated all the movements with her,

May I dance beautifully here in the hall!

5 girl. And we were looking for cool hairpins!

Now female beauty items

You should see everything on me!

Presenter . Oh, how much trouble and worry!

Oh, so many worries and doubts!

Trust us girls, you are all beautiful!

Yes, our task is not easy,

How to choose the one that is the most beautiful

And she would be kind and brave,

A dancer and skilled at work?

How we will choose her, I don’t know yet,

But I still announce the “Mini Miss” competition!

(Members of the jury take their places.)

Presenter. In the meantime, our girls are preparing for the first competition, our boys will congratulate our mothers.

1 boy ik: I am my mother's protector! I am a warrior, a hero!

I will stand up for my dear mother!

I am eager to protect her!

I tell you from the bottom of my heart!

And may the years fly by,

I will always be my mother’s protector!

2nd boy: I am a little soldier

I'm protecting my mom!

She is preparing tea -

I'm guarding the kettle!

When it boils -

I stop the fire!

And mom says

That I'm saving her!

3 boy: I am a little soldier

Take care of grandma!

There are trenches in her beds

I'll help you dig!

Carrots and cabbage

I will not give it to the enemy!

Granny says -

I can do a lot!

4 boy: I am a little soldier

And dad is a commander.

We stand on guard

And there is peace in our home!

Song "Boys".

Presenter. So, let's start the first competition - "Fashionistas"! Now our girls will show off their outfit!

Model show.

Boy You are beautiful and wonderful, it is difficult for us to look away.

We will admire you for three more months in a row.

Presenter. Dear jury, did you like the performance of our girls? (Their performance score is 5. Raises the sign.)

Presenter. And we have our next competition! "Mom's Helpers"!

Baba Yaga and Shapoklyak enter.

Both: Hello!

Presenter. : As if we weren't late? Look how many people are in the hall!

Shapoklyak : Everyone is dancing and having fun. Couldn't they wait for us?

Baba Yaga . By the way, we came here to participate in the “Mini Miss” competition. Preening. I heard that the winners are promised prizes here! You need to get them!

Shapoklyak. You interpret it correctly, friend! But how to get to this competition?

Baba Yaga . Their teacher was here somewhere. She needs to make a statement.

Shapoklyak and Baba Yaga look around in search of the Leader, notice and approach her.

Shapoklyak. We strongly declare that we want to participate in the “Mini Miss” competition and you must definitely accept us. Otherwise, this “Mini Miss” and this holiday of yours will not happen!

Presenter : Why do we need you? Our girls are participating in the competition; they are both smart and beautiful. And you, excuse me, are no longer young ladies.

Shapoklyak. What? But now we’ll check it! (takes out a mirror) My light, mirror, tell me and report the whole truth,

Am I the cutest, the most rosy and the whitest in the world? (Phonogram voice)

Oh, you stupid glass! It can not be! You're lying out of spite.

(Baba Yaga takes the mirror from Shapoklyak and repeats the words.)

Baba Yaga. I’ll call Koschey right away, he’ll reduce your kindness!

With such a mobile connection, I don’t even need a mortar!

(Picks up the phone and dials the number) Hello. Koscheyushka? Hello dear!

This is Yagulya. The problem came out. It turns out that these girls will be prettier than me and Shapoklyak. Yes, not a gag, but a Shapoklyak. Well, it’s downright offensive. So I say, they should reduce their kindness... What (slowly puts down the phone) Doesn’t want to help. I say today zhel, zhen... telmen, here. It’s okay, we’ll manage somehow ourselves.

Presenter. Yes, unforeseen circumstances! Well, Shapoklyak and Baba Yaga, so that you do not interfere with us, we will have to allow you to participate in the competition. Are you the only one who is sure that you can pass all the tests?

Baba Yaga. Don't worry, honey, we can handle everything! We love all kinds of competitions and games!

Fun gymnastics.

(Baba Yaga and Shapokl. sit down with the children.)

Presenter. So, let's start the second competition - "Mom's Helpers"! Now our girls will talk about what great helpers they are!

All girls . We girls love work

Why hunters?

And it’s not for nothing that they call us

Mom's helpers!

1 girl.

Don't bother us now

Our laundry is urgent,

Me and mom, just the two of us

We manage the laundry.

2 girl. It would be nice if suddenly

An iron fell into my hands.

I would show my mom

What a long time ago she became big!

3 girl. I got up early today

I kissed my mother on the cheek,

Sleep, my mummy!

I'll work hard today!

4 girl. I'll wash the dishes clean

And I won’t be capricious!

I'll cook it for lunch

Very tasty vinaigrette!

5 girl. I also help my mother,

I water the flowers in pots,

I'm still sweeping in the kitchen,

And I wash the doll’s dress!

6 girl. I help my mother

I work every day!

I'm clearing the table

I wash the floor with pleasure!

Presenter. We give the floor to the jury. (All the members are charming and hardworking. Therefore, everyone gets 5 points. Raises the sign.)

Shapoklyak. When will it be our turn?

Presenter. Please, we are ready to listen to you.

Baba Yaga. Here's the problem - Women's Day!

Too lazy to clean the house!

I'd rather sit in a chair

I'll watch TV.

And the disgusting dishes

I will never wash!

Shapoklyak. Here's the problem - Women's Day!

Too lazy to help mom!

Washing dishes, sweeping, whew!

I'd better go for a walk.

So, I don’t hear any applause!

Presenter. Yes, everything is clear, what kind of helpers you are!

Shapoklyak. Which?! Just think! Ugh! Dark people, what can I say!

Baba Yaga. I’m saying, don’t waste your talents on them!

Shapoklyak. Certainly! But we can shine in other competitions! We just need to prepare! Really, friend?

Baba Yaga. Let's run to get ready, quickly! They run away.

Presenter. And now the game pause. Our guys will show how they help mothers at home!

Child . My sister and brother and I played together.

And who doesn't it happen to? - Well, everything was scattered.

And we don’t want to upset mom

So, isn't it time to start cleaning?

Game "Spring cleaning"

Presenter. So, the next competition is “Skillful Hands”! Now our girls will show the homework that they prepared together with their mothers at home!

Exhibition of crafts.

Presenter. While the jury is deliberating and summing up the results of this competition

Our guys want to congratulate our grandmothers.

Children. My granny is simply beautiful.

She and I live happily, we sing songs together.

We play different games, or take a walk in the park.

We can drink Coca-Cola with her, because we live with her for fun.

My grandmother is so completely young!

My grandmother and I have secrets: my grandmother and I love candy. . Together, when mom isn't looking, we can eat three kilograms

And, of course, grandma likes pancakes: . He bakes them tirelessly, and I... put them in my mouth!

And I must admit, I like that my grandmother

Fashionable, beautiful and spoils me.

There is no kinder person - she is my best friend!

Let grandma always make everyone around her happy!

Song "Young Grandma"

Presenter. We give the floor to the jury. Results of the competition "Skillful Hands" (All participants receive 5 points.)

Presenter. We move on to the next competition “HOSTESSES”.

The girls must show how they can set the table. They must do it not only quickly, but also correctly.

Game "Table Setting"

Presenter. Results of the competition "Housewives"( Our hostesses are good! 5 points to everyone!)

Presenter. So, our final competition...

(Baba Yaga and Shapoklyak run in.)

Baba Yaga. Wait, don't start!

We ran all the way!

Shapoklyak. Good thing we weren't late!

Baba Yaga. We are ready to perform

Show off your talents!

Presenter. Final competition "Fantasy"

Competition "Tie a Scarf"

Presenter. The jury will announce prizes and titles today! Therefore, I ask all participants of today's celebration to take the stage!

The girls go out and build a semicircle. Baba Yaga and Shapoklyak join them.

Presenter. And now – the jury’s word!

Jury. We decided that all our girls will receive the highest score in our competition today - 5 points. Let's welcome our participants! Applause. All participants were awarded titles!

Miss Smile -

Miss Charm -

Miss Modesty -

Miss Artistic -

Miss Kindness -

Miss Charm -

Each girl is given a medal.

Baba Yaga. What titles were awarded to us?

Shapoklyak. Yes!

Presenter. In the category of guests of the competition, the titles were awarded: Shapoklyak - Miss Youth, Baba Yaga - Miss Veselinka. Medals. Shapoklyak and Baba - The Yagas rejoice and congratulate each other.

Shapoklyak. Well, here we go! Let's celebrate!

Children line up in a semicircle.

1 child . We are finishing our holiday,

What else can I tell you?

Let me say goodbye

I wish you good health.

2 child . Don't be sick, don't be sad,

Never get angry.

And so young

You always stay!

All. Happy holiday!

Song "Mom".

The presenter congratulates the guests on the holiday, the children give gifts to their mothers.

Target: identifying the creative abilities of students; creating a warm festive atmosphere.

Tasks:
- create conditions for children’s creative self-expression;
- train students’ public speaking skills;
-develop a sense of humor.

Hall decoration: an exhibition of children's crafts made from natural materials, drawings on the theme “Fairy-tale inhabitants of the forest and sea.”

Participants.
1) Two presenters - the Evil Baba Yaga and the good Baba Yaga (teacher and child - 15 years old).
2) Grannies-Hedgehogs (children) – Fashionista, Athlete, Rapper, Clever-Boring, Mischievous, Sloth.
3) Stylists (children) – Little Mermaid of the Sea, Little Mermaid of the Lake, Kikimora Swamp, Leshy, Little Mermaid of the River.

Good Baba Yaga:
-Hello, dear guests!!!

Evil Baba Yaga:
- Of course - dear ones... I spent three kilograms of chocolates to lure them into our Kingdom - Trash!!!

Good Baba Yaga:
-We are glad to welcome you to our beauty contest “Miss Baba Yaga - Smart Beauty”!

Evil Baba Yaga:
-What makes you think that we are happy? My head hurts, I’m in a bad mood, it’s not time for the holidays at all!

Good Baba Yaga:
-Why, Sklopendra Drakonovna, are you completely stupid? Look how smart and beautiful everyone is! Today we have a beauty contest. The most advanced Babka-Yozhki will compete!

Evil Baba Yaga:
-Who-who? I am the most beautiful and the most advanced! And there is no need for any beauty contest, look at me! (Starts dancing)

Good Baba Yaga:
-Look at you, old man! Nobody looks at those anymore. We need continuers of our unclean deeds!

Evil Baba Yaga:
-What are you, Frosya Dyatlovna? How is it that no one is looking at me? I'm only 999 years old! But, of course, we need students, and not just students, but the best. Let's have your own competition.

Good Baba Yaga:
-So, we begin.

Competition No. 1 “Business Card”
Participants introduce themselves.

Evil Baba Yaga:
-Yes! There is plenty to choose from!..

Competition No. 2 “Vocal”
Evil Baba Yaga:
-Do our young ladies have the vocal skills to lure small and delicious children into the dense forest?

Good Baba Yaga:
-Of course have! The next competition is “The Golden Voice of Our Kingdom of Trash”
Participants sing funny ditties (at the discretion of the teachers)

Evil Baba Yaga:
-Oh, oh, oh, how I liked it! With such ditties, I will lure so many children into the forest, put them on a shovel and fry them in the oven.

Good Baba Yaga:
-Oh, Sklopendra Drakonovna! I wish I could use your anger for good deeds!
“Kids, let’s scare the evil Baba Yaga so that she doesn’t lure us into the forest and cook us in the oven.” Whoever makes the scariest face will receive candy.

Evil Baba Yaga:
-Oh, I’m not afraid of anyone, especially little boogers, little insects... (gets scared, hides)

Good Baba Yaga:
-Well done, guys, you taught our Sklopendra Drakonovna a lesson!

Evil Baba Yaga:
-There are so many of them, and I’m alone... (crying)

Competition No. 3 “Cooking”
Evil Baba Yaga:
-You scared me, I even got hungry. I would like to eat something now - a frog's leg, a toad's tail or a delicacy - the eye of a bat...

Good Baba Yaga:
-Do you know that our contestants took care of your belly? Look what dishes they prepared!
Children present their dishes, for example, “frog legs”, “lizard tail”, “bugs”, “various herbs”, etc..

"Sports Competition" No. 4
Evil Baba Yaga:
-It’s delicious! I’ve eaten enough for 50 years to come, now I’d like to crush my old bones.

Good Baba Yaga:
-Now you’ll stretch your bones, because the next competition is a sports one and it’s called “Eh, I’ll pump it up!”

All Babka-Yozhki are divided into two teams and run a short distance on a broom.

Competition No. 5 “Miss Nasty”
Evil Baba Yaga:
-Oh, how tired I am, I wish I could lie down on the grass now and come up with some dirty tricks, but are our Hedgehogs capable of dirty tricks or will they always be kind, like Froska Dyatlovna?
-Let's hold a contest "Miss Nasty"

Participants answer questions.
-Why do you like summer?
-What height is best to fall from a stupa?
-Who would you take for a ride on your broom?
-What is the hut on chicken legs built from?
-Which marinade is best for cooking chicken legs?
-What is your favorite dish for dinner?

Evil Baba Yaga:
-Yes, I can entrust you with my Kingdom - Trash. You said a lot of nasty things, they made my soul feel better.

Good Baba Yaga:
-Sklopendra Drakonovna, well, there’s no way to re-educate you, you probably had a difficult childhood.

Evil Baba Yaga:
-Yeah. It’s not easy, you know my surroundings, there’s only evil spirits all around. In the morning, Leshy scolded me for giving him the wrong potion; now he has a wart on his nose, like mine, that has popped off. At lunchtime, Koschey actually beat up his bride, you see, mine didn’t suit him, and she’s only 300 years old at lunchtime.
-Take-all! Should I change my image? It’s a pity that there are no specialists in our kingdom...

Good Baba Yaga:
-And you said that we don’t need a beauty contest, look at our grandmothers Yozhek, what outfits they have!

Evil Baba Yaga:
- Exactly, they are fashionable and stylish!

Good Baba Yaga:
-So they have their own stylists, let’s look at their talents.

Competition No. 6 “Stylists”
Stylists choose a couple from the audience, dress them up, while Babki-Yozhki, to support the young stylists, dance with a broom to cheerful music.

Evil Baba Yaga:
-What talented young people we have, now I can retire calmly. And not worrying about your Kingdom is disgusting.
-But I have one condition: don’t forget to invite me to such holidays! Do you agree?

Good Baba Yaga:
-Well, that’s all, our competition has come to an end, it’s up to you, dear jury.
While the jury sums up the results, our charming mermaids will dance for you. ("Dance of the Little Mermaids")

Evil Baba Yaga:
-What great guys! What kind of drawings did you draw, including about our little mermaids? But what a clearing they have, the flowers on them are not simple, they have pockets, their contents show which of the children is more active than others, and here is an exhibition of crafts made from our forest material. How I like everything!

Good Baba Yaga:
-And which of our Grandmothers - Yozhek is the best? Let's find out from our jury.
You can end the entertainment with a disco or tea party.

The question on the agenda is: What kind of nose is there?

A nose in love with aromas, a drooping nose, guilty. Nose, closed from the frost, Reddened like a rose. Cold, snotty nose And pecking nose, sleepy. The nose up is the troublemaker, the trail-taker is the dog's. A button nose is for childhood, And a frivolous nose is for coquetry. But Peaceful Nose is not familiar with the purple bruise.

And sometimes the nose is sleek.

Game "NOSES"

From the greenery it is green. Multi-hole - at the watering can, Hooked - at the villainess. The nose is as hard as a nut, the nose is beautiful - without a flaw. And with experience, he has wrinkles. There is a sniffling for no reason. A nose that has not grown, and, of course, a long nose. Nose poking in without asking

Curious like questions. And what is a snub-nosed one? The nose, of course, what else!

Twin nose - twin nose. This seems to be the end.

How many wonderful poems, songs, epithets are dedicated to the eyes and lips! But much less attention is paid to the nose. Why? The nose is the “prominent” part of the face. And sometimes a lot in a person’s life depends on what kind of nose it is.

Poor nose is undeservedly forgotten! Let's restore justice and give the nose the attention it deserves today. First, let’s check your erudition, how savvy you are in the “question of the nose.” You should respond quickly. Whoever answers correctly earns a point for his team.

1 competition “What would it mean”

What does the expression “The nose is not mature enough” mean? (Anyone else is too young to do anything) -Name fairy tale characters who have an unusually long nose. (Dwarf Nose, Pinocchio,

Pinocchio?)

What does the expression “hang your nose” mean? (Become despondent, be upset.) -What does the expression “with a gulkin’s nose” mean? (Very little.)

What does the expression “Poke your nose” mean? (To point out something for edification, usually in a sharp form.)

- Where did it come from and what does the expression “hack on the nose” mean? (Means to remember well and for a long time.)

What does the expression “Lead by the nose” mean? (To deceive, mislead, usually promising something and not fulfilling what was promised.

2 Competition “The most sensitive nose”

One player from each team is called up and they are blindfolded. Various odorous objects are brought to the nose. If you don't guess correctly, you get a penalty point. First they offer a banana, apple, lemon, orange, soap, toothpaste, perfume or cologne. Then the task becomes more complicated - they offer spices: pepper, cinnamon, cloves, etc.

3 Competition “Nose in Words”

Who can name the most words containing “nose”? (Contribution, rhinoceros, stretcher, carry-carry, platypus, footnote, tray, etc.

4 Competition “The nose in proverbs, sayings, riddles”

Teams take turns naming riddles, proverbs, sayings that they know that mention the nose. Who is bigger?

- People always have it, ships always have it. (Nose)

- You can solve the problem freely:

I am a small part of the face. But read me from the end -

You will see anything in me. . (Nose - dream)

Curious Varvara's nose was torn off at the market, etc.

5 Competition “Attach a nose to a snowman”

At some distance from the players, two stands are placed; large sheets with images of snowmen are attached to them. The place where the snowman's nose should be is circled. Children's ovaries -

Test 4: “Shards of Happiness”

Drawings depicting Koshchei the Immortal are cut into 10 parts. Our lovely participants need to assemble the drawing correctly as quickly as possible. Which one of you turns out to be quicker than the rest is the winner.

5 test “Making a Spell” (d/s)

Using the art of witchcraft Come up with a magic spell And your imagination will help you Just 10 words Should be there

Who can come up with something more original and better...

6 "Dance with a Broom" test.

A broom is a luxury; our Auto Baba Yaga is nothing without a broom. Dancing with a broom is a thrill, it's heaven

Your partner can take off, don’t forget, cling tightly to your favorite broom, and spin with her in a whirlwind of dance.

Fast and slow music plays. B. I dance to the music.

Summarizing.

The most fashionable Baba Yaga – ………………………………

The most charming Baba Yaga is……. The kindest Baba Yaga is …………………….

Neptune Festival

Characters: Neptune, Wife, Sea Diva, Mermaids, Little Devils, Pirates, Neptune's Guard. A boat with Neptune and his retinue is sailing. The music “From behind the island to the core” plays.

Sea Diva: Attention, attention! The bugler's signal sounds - And now, without delay, come to us along the radiant wave

Neptune is sailing from afar! The road was not easy...

So let's meet honor by honor, Greeting everyone together!

(Everyone shouts: “Neptune, Neptune!”)

Neptune: I was in a hurry, I was in a hurry to sail as quickly as possible...

The lord of the seas greets you, people! And my friendly army came ashore to look at you and show themselves.

Al in the depths of the sea What happened?

What is Ali, Neptune, dissatisfied with on Earth? Why is there sudden sadness on the Tsar’s brow?

Neptune: You're right, Sea Diva, I feel sad today, Give me a tear now in the morning...

Oh, I don’t like everything!

Sea Diva: So open up, do me a favor!

Neptune: Many complaints have accumulated in my office!

There are for adults, for children, for girls, for boys...

I just can’t find the words, How annoying it is to read them! Because of a bad mood, a storm arose in the sea...

Sea Diva:

Ah, Neptune, dear prankster, Rather than boasting in vain about his strength, Throwing thunder and lightning, It would be better if he ordered to call Our fairy-tale mermaids - Next to them, everyone is pitiful! So they will sing and dance like this - All sorrows will be blown away by the wind!

Hey little mermaids, come to me - Dance among the stones! The mermaids sing and dance: We are green little mermaids, lovers in the blue sea, playful - oh, trouble! - The water is boiling behind the tail! Bearded king of the sea, Don’t look with such longing! We will cheer you up with our joyful dance! Among us is the Sea Diva, There is no better commander.

Let the storm blow stronger - We dance without slacking.

Lovers in the blue sea, Playful - oh, trouble! - The water is boiling behind the tail!

Neptune: Yes, it’s not easy to resist, Don’t dishevel your beard, Don’t start dancing!

Wait, I’m coming now!.. (he tries to get up from the throne with a groan),

Sea Diva (holding Neptune): Stop, Neptune, take your time! It’s a bit old, sit down!..

Call the devils, let people have fun!

Neptune: Hey, brother devils, come out and stretch your legs,

Sing us a more cheerful Song of the Sea Devils!

	Sea devils appear, sing and dance:
At the monkfish	Let's sing together -
Sailor's gait,	Hear across the sea!
At the monkfish	For insurance you need
Tinned throat.	Cover your ears!
Let's sing together -	At the monkfish
Hear across the sea!	Sailor's gait,
For insurance you need	At the monkfish
Cover your ears!	Tinned throat
From our vocals	Let's sing together -
Lost sleep	Hear across the sea!
Pugacheva Alla,	For insurance you need
Leontyev and Kobzon.	Cover your ears!

Sea Diva: Neptune, look over there: trouble is approaching us!

Neptune (sighing): Trouble again? So what now?

Sea Diva: Pirates surrounded us.

The pirates sing a song to the melody of “Yaroslavl guys”:

We are funny guys	And before it gets covered,
There's not enough space for us!	We are sinking, sinking ships!
And it’s not in vain that he fears us	Smile, Jolly Roger!
The retinue of the formidable king.	I don't care what happens later.
Simple is our very good trick -	And while we are still living -
We take everyone on board.	We drink, and dance, and sing!
We have ducats and wine,	We are funny guys
The rest is down to the bottom!	There's not enough space for us!
Everything - for the formidable king!	And it’s not in vain that he fears us
We sail its seas	The retinue of the formidable king.

Neptune (shuddering): The song is too scary...

Phew, what... faces!

I don’t need this gang. Where are the royal guards? Show yourself:

Sing together, sing zealously,

Loving your Lord! (at the same time pushing pirates out of the site)

Neptune's guard sings:

Where Neptune is sailing is a big secret, Big secret, big secret...

And we always swim after him.

They are faithful to our king of the sea, And we are not at all afraid of pirates! Chorus: Oh, the guards are singing zealously!

If someone cheats, we will call you to account.

The king of the sea will order: “Fire!” Let's make a cutlet!

When we swim, a wave flies from us, a wave flies, a wave flies...

And we stand up for Neptune! We sing so much that even ships circle half the Earth in 24 hours.

To you, Neptune, we shout:

“Hip-hip, hurray! Hip-hip, hooray! Hip-hip, hurray!” And it's time for us to get to work again.

Let's show everyone who is against the king, Where the sea crab spends the winter on the sly!

Neptune (addressing everyone): Thank you, my friends! Yes, I have to admit that I am pleased with the holiday - They made the old man happy!

But enough singing and dancing, it's time for us to get down to business. I went ashore then to figure it out thoroughly

Wife: Complaints about the captain:

Tourists came to the ship to relax, but he does not allow drinking, smoking or walking at night.

Neptune: Call the captain here and bathe him in the waters of Tsna! (they bathe the captain). Neptune (addressing his wife):

Besides this incident, are there other outrages on the ship?

Wife: Complaints about the cooks: Not tasty cutlets, pilaf, Would we like smoked balyks Or sturgeon caviar?

Neptune: Call the cooks here! Start washing! (they bathe the cooks).

Neptune: People will be able to figure it out, Who will be late, who will be now Swimming, jumping and splashing! And it's time for us to head back.

Rowers, take to the oars! Hey, banners are higher! Let's meet in a friendly circle again in a year - I believe in it!

See you again on the shore! Until next summer!

With everyone who is on the shore, I have accumulated a fair amount of sins. Addressing his wife:

My light, little wife, tell me the whole truth. How do tourists relax? Do they sunbathe on the sand?

Anna Nikitina

This program designed for the celebration of March 8th at a boarding school. Such activities help children easily settle into a team environment and develop creative abilities and creative thinking.

For this event, it is necessary to prepare the hall and costumes in advance together with the students. Participants prepare their own costumes grandmothers - hedgehogs, where they develop not only communication skills, but also creative thinking. For the hall, it is necessary to prepare decorations in advance, where children show their creative abilities.

In our case, we decorated the hall with balloons, holiday posters, and homemade flowers made from various papers.

Target:

1. fostering a sense of respect and kindness towards each other;

2. involving students in active participation in the life of the school;

3. creating conditions for the development of students’ creative abilities;

Tasks:

1. Instilling cooperation with each other through gaming activities.

2. Formation of empathy among students;

3. Getting to know the holiday traditions;

Characters:

1. Presenter

Kiriletskul Anastasia student - 9th grade

2. Jury:

Masha Petukhova, 8th grade student

Trofimova Lyubov, 9th grade student

Shelomentseva M. A - educational psychologist

3. Participants

1. Lukina Lera, 7th grade student

2. Alisa Gvozdeva, 6th grade student

3. Petrya Alina student – ​​4th grade

4. Chernetskaya Lika student - 4th grade

SCENARIO competitive program

Hello, dear friends. Today we celebrate one of the most wonderful holidays. March 8 is International Women's Day.

To begin with, while our event has not yet entered into full force, a little history. Many centuries ago. This beloved holiday on March 8 dates back to the traditions of Ancient Rome in the 1st century BC. It was believed that the goddess Juno, the wife of the great Jupiter, was endowed with great power and had enormous capabilities. She had a lot names: Juno-Calendar, Juno-Coin.. She gave people good weather, harvest, good luck in business and opened every month of the year. But most of all, the Roman women worshiped Juno ( "light" As a patron of women, she was revered in every home; gifts were brought to her upon marriage and upon the birth of a child.

In the modern world, Women's Day is celebrated on March 8th. The history of this holiday began in the 19th century, and it was dedicated to the day of the struggle for women's rights. It was on March 8, 1857 that a demonstration of women workers in clothing and shoe factories took place in New York. Then they demanded that they be given a ten-hour working day, acceptable working conditions and equal wages with men. Before this, women worked 16 hours a day and received mere pennies for it. After March 8, 1857, women's trade unions began to emerge, and women were given the right to vote for the first time. But only in 1910, at the International Women's Conference of Socialists in Copenhagen, Clara Zetkin proposed celebrating World Women's Day on March 8th. It was a kind of call to women all over the world to join the fight for independence and equality; and they responded by joining the struggle for the right to work, respect for their dignity, and for peace on earth. This holiday was first celebrated in 1911, but only on March 19, in Austria, Denmark, Germany and Switzerland. Then more than a million men and women took to the streets of these countries

they go out to the music contestants

Now welcome to our competitive entertainment program"Miss Granny Hedgehog"And I invite the participants to your applause competitive program.

Participants, are you ready? I warn you, it will be difficult. Maybe someone already doubts their abilities and wants to withdraw? Nobody wants? Then we begin our program, during which we will choose the best grandma every day today

Representing the jury

Competition warm-up

What is a carburetor a part of? (Motor)

Is the hood of your car located at the front or rear? (Front)

In which direction is applied when working with a saw? force: to yourself or from yourself? (Push)

Do the Bure brothers play football or hockey? (In hockey)

Where was the 2002 FIFA World Cup held? (In Japan)

Which company's products have a tick-shaped emblem? (Nike)

Aircraft (balloon)

Tool for saving rubles (kopeck)

Table lamp "Retro" (candle)

Remedy for "sweating" (mustard plaster)

Who did Little Khavroshechka love? (Cow.)

Who did Gray love? (Assol.)

Who did Gerasim love? (Mu Mu.)

Who did Lensky love? (Olga.)

Who did Gerda love? (Kaya).

Contest"Fashion Parade"

The participant demonstrates her costume.

contest"Dance"

A participant performs a dance with a broom (improvisation)

And now we will carry out the next one show jumping with our participants, and 4 boys are invited from the audience.

Success in this competition will depend on your intelligence and dexterity.

Your task. We dance as a couple three dances on the newspaper, but after each pause the newspaper folds in half. Whichever couple can stand on the newspaper wins.

Now let’s test our boys’ dexterity. Next contest.

"Buttons"

For participation in competition Participants and 4 boys from the audience are invited. Girls are given sweaters with a large number of buttons, and boys are given mittens. The guys' task is to fasten as many buttons on the girl's jacket as possible.

Whoever fastens all the buttons the fastest will be declared the winner.

How great this one went contest!

And now the next one bitter competition oh, I was wrong sweetie.

Each participant must make a cake in the shape of a heart, a circle, in short, use your imagination and decorate it.

Contest“Makeup artists” Baba Yaga always dreamed of looking younger, so now we will help them with this. And now our boys will have to strain their minds. Your task is to make an evening dress using toilet paper. makeup and hairstyle.

Competitions with spectators

Questions for viewers

When threading a needle, what should be still: needle or thread? (Needle)

What is highlighting? (Coloring individual strands of hair)

Is yeast used in shortbread dough? (No)

Why might a girl need acetone? (For removing nail polish)

Do I need to wash off hair dye after coloring it? (Yes)

What is the name of the small bag that holds makeup essentials? (Beauty bag)

Talisman against the evil eye (pin)

Woodworking Machine (sharpener)

Calcium cubes without "Orbit" (chalk)

Package "Black Gold" (pepper)

What is the name of the first female pilot? (Baba Yaga)

What do a machine gun and a camera have? (Gate)

Which hand is better to stir tea? (Better with a spoon)

What troops did Uncle Styopa serve in? (In the naval fleet)

In which month do people talk the least? (In February)

Cool racing: Two boys and 2 girls are called. Boys will be cool cars, and girls will be passengers. The girls sit on the backs of the boys and start the race, whichever car comes first to the finish line wins. (make a route) .

Contest: panties with elastic. Each participant is given panties and an elastic band with a pin. to thunderous applause, the participants begin to put the elastic band into their underpants, and then you must put them on yourself.

The winner is the one who puts on his underpants first.

contest:pass it ball:

two teams stand in two lines opposite each other. Players on each team, from first to last, must pass the ball to each other, using only their chin or shoulder. You can't touch it with your hands. if the ball falls to the floor. everyone starts over

Thanks everyone for participating.

Miss Baba Yaga
Goals: fostering activity, independence and a sense of camaraderie.
Objectives: to develop artistic and aesthetic taste, interest in folk art and the creative potential of adolescents.
Equipment: theatrical masks, costumes, emblems, tape recorder, disk, pencils, paints, sketch of a woman’s face.
Preliminary work: Prepare participants for the competition (dance, put on costumes).
Progress of the event:
Presenter: For the first time in our sanatorium there is a SHOW - the performance “Miss Baba Yaga”. Our Baba Yaga must be provided with reliable security. So, you probably guessed that he will be Koschey the Immortal. Although the problem of his immortality will still be resolved. Well, now the most touching moment of our show is the introduction of the participants.
Miss "Italian" ate the last person 250 years ago. Now a vegetarian.
Miss "French" Single for several centuries. Can't find a life partner. Now in splendid isolation.
Miss America was not going to get married for the next 600 years. Was engaged in bodybuilding
Miss “Amazon” The object of her attention is Koschei the immortal
Miss "Russian Beauty" Hard-working, not a drinker. Her hobby is folklore. Shy, modest. Looking for a worthy life partner.
This is what they are like - “Grandmothers-Hedgehogs”
Presenter: And now I present to you our jury: Lazy, Vodyanoy, Ivan the Fool, a liar - a former waitress of the Sosna restaurant. Let's welcome our participants and the distinguished jury. - What's that there? - I see our charming men. It was Koschey the Immortal who arrived with his retinue. I think we should find out the purpose of the visit of such a noble person. - Dear Koschey, what made you come to such a distant star city? Koschey: The fact is that we lived in splendid isolation for a long time, and now we thought it was time to try our luck. We heard about your competition and here we are - in full readiness.
Presenter: In that case, get to the point. Here are shy beauties. Now we will ask them to perform a song, and you choose the one that everyone liked best. Grandmothers-Hedgehogs sing, and Koschey chooses.
1 competition
- Now slow music will sound. You divide into pairs and dance. While dancing, try to learn more about each other. And then we will check it. Questions:
1. What’s on your date’s feet.
2. What kind of trousers does your companion wear?
3. what kind of hair does your companion have?
4. what color are your eyes?
5. Does your partner love children?
6. Does your partner agree to start a family?
2 competition
Baba Yaga must recognize her Koshchei by her hair with her eyes closed.
3 competition
Koschey is knee-deep in finding his Yaga.
4 competition
Roleplay a family quarrel.
5 competition
There is music for each couple. Partners need to quickly find their bearings and dance.
6 competition
Present a statue of love to the jury.
7 competition
Apply makeup to a sketch of a woman’s face depicted on a piece of paper.
8 competition
Koschey must declare his love to Baba Yaga.
The jury sums up the results. And now we invite everyone to the ball in honor of Miss Baba Yaga